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It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

Oct 9, 2024

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As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.

Oct 9, 2024

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He dreamed of eating green apples with

Oct 8, 2024

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Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history.

Oct 8, 2024

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Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.

Oct 8, 2024

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Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

Oct 8, 2024

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Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.

Oct 8, 2024

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It took him a month to finish the meal.

Oct 4, 2024

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I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

Oct 4, 2024

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It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

Oct 4, 2024

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