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Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

Oct 8, 2024

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Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.

Oct 8, 2024

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It took him a month to finish the meal.

Oct 4, 2024

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I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

Oct 4, 2024

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It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints.

Oct 4, 2024

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If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.

Oct 4, 2024

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The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.

Oct 4, 2024

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I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened.

Oct 2, 2024

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He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.

Oct 2, 2024

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There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring.

Oct 2, 2024

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